Thursday, May 19, 2005

horoscopes..

Jst checked out the horoscopes from msn uk..

Kinda find it interesting but dunno whether it is true or not.. Well, just have to check it out you guys!!

This one is for the taureans..

Bliss to a Bull is having both hands full of the things they love! Try them and see. They'll clutch their lover in one mitt, and a piece of chocolate cake chock-full with cream will be crammed into the other. Now look at their face - don't they look as though they're in seventh heaven? Well, there you are, then! This bovine brigade are real gluttons for punishment when it comes to pleasure.

Their radiant ruler, velvety Venus, makes them adore all things artistic, and imbues them with a shimmering sense of romance. They really like the good things in life, and will work with a dogged determination to get what they want - whether that's the man or maiden of their dreams, or enough boodle to buy their first house. (They love property.)

If you want to know what a Taurean is like, think of a bull frolicking in a field. There they are, twirling their tails around in the sunshine, mooching about with their mates, and spending all their spare time alternating between pleasant naps and posh noshes. What a lovely life! But then, when someone does something that a Taurean doesn't like, they'll give a few warning snorts, and stamp their feet. If that doesn't do any good, they'll put their heads down and start charging! And unless you're a masochist, or just plain daft, you'll get out of the way - fast!

Taureans are Earthy individuals, making them sensible, and because they're also Fixed, they're steadfast and solid, and oh so reliable. They're so loyal you can always count on 'em, unless you've done something to hurt them. (Fidelity was invented by Bulls.) Even then, a lot of them will turn a blind eye. It's not because they live in a dream world like those fantasial Fish, but because what they can't abide at all is the slightest hint of change. Y

ou'd be amazed at the emotional agony some Bulls can bear, simply because the thought of changing anything at all about their lives makes them break out in a cold sweat. They really want to preserve the status quo for as long as possible. (No, not the pop group, honey!) Just one of the wonderful things about these Bulls and Bullettes is that they're so straightforward. What you see is what you get and it's pointless looking for hidden meanings in things they do because there aren't any! That's not the way these folk operate at all.

They're clear-cut and uncomplicated, and expcci their loved ones to behave in the same way, otherwise they get completely confused. The need for stability in their lives is of paramount importance, and they don't like it when their Bully boat is rocked. A Taurean chap can be the handsome, strong and silent type. He's a fundamentally faithful fellow, who will dote and depend on the damsel of his dreams. Like his counterpart, the beautiful Bullette (and she can be very lovely to look at indeed), he's generous, warm and welcoming. And what about the Bullette? Well, she's so warm it's wonderful, and her kith and kin will mean everything in the world to her. Ah, no one can make you feel more secure than a Bull of your own!

Watch out for those hands! Taureans are so tactile that you never know where they're going to touch you next (though you can live in hope!), and sexually, they're such slow and sensual creatures that they'll drive you wild with desire. (Phew! Who needs a bucket of cold water?) In the top ten of passionate people, Bulls share second place with ardent Arians. (Guess who's top of the sex pops? That's right - sizzling Scorpio!) After all, they are the opposite sign to those sexy Scorpios, so some of their passion is bound to rub off onto the Bull.

But they take things at a much slower pace. These folk aren't like the Fire signs, who leap slap bang into the middle of a liaison (or a bed - it all boils down to the same thing!), nor are they suspicious like Scorpios or even sceptical like their fellow Earthlings Virgos. Instead, they believe that slowly but surely wins the romantic race, and they'll get a good run at their emotional quarry before they finally gather momentum, so watch out when that Bull starts rolling! Like Capricorns, these bovine Bulls are much better at marathons than at the hundred-yard dash, so if you want an athletic amour, you'd better visit another romantic racetrack!

The passionate pace of this Bully bunch will be far too slow and leisurely for you! But don't make the mistake of thinking that Bulls are boring in the boudoir. Far from it! They can be real ravers, exuding eroticism and extremely earthy emotions. (Some of'em are really hot stuff! And if Mars and Venus are in Aries, then we're having a heatwave!) What they don't like, though, is a lover who suddenly rings the changes and comes up with a new variation on an old sexual theme. You see, these instruments of pleasure (well, they are ruled by musical Venus!) can't cope when a tried and tested arrangement of amour is altered - it could put them right off their stroke! (And what a shame that would be!)

What's best of all about a Taurean's approach to all things loving and affectionate is that their supremely sensual recipe for sexual success is lavishly sprinkled with the rose petals of romance. What an amorous aroma! These libidinous lovers are ruled by voluptuous Venus, the goddess of love, so romance runs in rivers through their veins. They'll send pretty posies to the one they love, take them out to so many candlelit dinners that they'll have to join Weightwatchers (though Bulls like something to grab hold of!) and be the wooer everyone's always wished for. Because they're Fixed folk, Taureans are the epitome of loyalty and fidelity, and if they're positive they'll make their partner feel loved and cared for to a delicious degree.

But if they're negative, that fabulous faithfulness will turn in the twinkling of an eye to a possessiveness so powerful that they'll make their amour feel completely claustrophobic and totally trapped. When a Bull is in love, they'll give their all to their other half, in a wonderful way. But if they're betrayed, their phenomenal fidelity will falter and eventually collapse completely.

And that's when you'll see the tormented and troubled Taurean temper- not a pretty sight! All you have to do to avoid it is love them and not let them down. And some of them are so smashing that you won't find that difficult to do at all!

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